this guy would survive in movies
girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.
are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face
act like a bitch get slapped like a bitch
"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.
i have this crazy urge to txt you cause i miss you so much but then i remember you probably don’t miss me at all.
*adopts 420 children* haha raise it
don’t you mean blaze it?
NO YOU DON’T BLAZE 420 CHILDREN THAT’S WRONG
my blog will make you horny ;)
My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.
UR STILL FUGLY
Aasif Mandvi interviews Fox Business commentator, Todd Wilemon.
crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you