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sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

If you listen to Country Music and don’t know the lyrics to Friends In Low Places I’m not sure if I can trust you

brooins:

camo—zamboni:

Including the “secret” final verse

morphine-and-cigarettes:

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE A HOPELESS CRUSH ON SOMEONE YOU CAN NEVER CALL YOURS

mikasaesukasa:

im not in that fandom but i know a golden post when i see one

princess3hunna:

“blow minds not dicks”

lmfao

imma blow his mind with how good i blow his dick

bye

If you don’t end up smiling while you are kissing someone, you are probably kissing the wrong person.
I wish I learned this before (via lil-plant-princess)

helveticafutura:

lorettalove:

dontbearuiner:

canmakedothink:

-teesa-:

9.2.14

PROTECT JESSICA WILLIAMS AT ALL COSTS.

She is the best.

QUEEN

Literally the best.

maximumbuttitude:

geekscoutcookies:

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

tidiness:

after reblogging this i opened up a card my great aunt gave me it has money in it

It could be a complete coincidence but I reblogged this yesterday and toda I fouund $40 at the fruit maket

Eh,why not

I shit out thousands of dollars in pennies right now I am shitting out pennies this is happening why please help me

maximumbuttitude:

geekscoutcookies:

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

tidiness:

after reblogging this i opened up a card my great aunt gave me it has money in it

It could be a complete coincidence but I reblogged this yesterday and toda I fouund $40 at the fruit maket

Eh,why not

I shit out thousands of dollars in pennies right now I am shitting out pennies this is happening why please help me

hernameisclyde:

thankful-werewolf:

puhgs:

really tho straight guys will go on and on about how uncomfortable it makes them when gay guys hit on them but lets be fucking honest how many times have u seen a guy continue to hit on another guy after hes visibly uncomfortable vs. how many times a straight guy has continued to hit on a girl after shes visibly uncomfortable 

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